Excuses

Okay but…

this is why my website isn’t more developed by now.

  • – Spent all day reducing my carbon footprint.
  • – It was tough out there today, but I powered through, because that’s what the great ones do.
  • – Spent the day planning on how I’ll spend the $30.00 I’ve earned from Adsense (since 2004).

  • – Genius is pain. It just hurts too much. No. Not today.
  • – I wasted the whole day trying to find something the Philippines contributed to society in general. Ever.
  • – I snatched Victory from the jaws of Defeat. My pets have weird names.
  • – Celebrated over two months of not breaking my New Years resolution – “To continue to rock.”

  • – Misunderstood the concept of “Couch Surfing” and nearly drowned.
  • – I took an on-line aptitude test, only to find my ideal vocation is “Urinal Cake”.
  • – Spent the day with my only friendscull.jpg .
  • – Spent the day crippled with anxiety about how I am going to screw-up Valentine’s Day. Again.
  • – I tried speed-dating and got pepper-sprayed six times.
  • – All the Squids you can eat! Just $6.99!

  • – The Giant Squids are Loose! Really.
  • – I spent all day missing 2023. ‘Sniff.
  • – Oh Snap! Was I supposed to add new content today? My bad.
  • – I had the thing started off right – it just went “brooklyn” on me!
  • – I dropped my meatball in the pool.

  • – Read Many Household Uses for Coal.
  • – It’s Christmas for Pete’s sake.
  • – I don’t like Mondays.
  • – Spent all day trying to get “washboard” abs.
  • I found Junior’s grades.

  • – I’m trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
  • – Two words Texas vs OU.
  • – I said good day Sir. (You start to say something)- I said Good Day Sir!
  • – I actually did something today – jeez!
  • – Dude. I got so baked!
  • – Someone called me “winsome” today, so drinking scotch in the dark and working on my blog didn’t seem fitting.
  • – Spent all day in court legally changing my name to Hank Ochocinco.
  • – Oh! You’re judging me! That’s rich! You think I don’t know about some of that stuff about you! But I do my friend… I do!
  • – What happens in Toluca lake – stays in Barstow.
  • – You know how sometimes you think it’s Friday – but it’s really Thursday? Today I thought I was Flava Flave.
  • – I forgot.
  • Monday – Too bad! I aint missing Carla’s class for shit!
  • Wednesday – Sorry Money! Gots Josh in group on Wennys.
  • Friday – You know better Dawg, Fridays is Clarisse!
  • Saturday – Sorry Billy. Happy Pony is on. And I’m not missing Happy Pony.

  • I was going to but Juan ate my shorts.