Did you ever notice that the cheeseburger is so attractive in the advertisement that it makes you do whatever you have to do – to get it? And you are bringing it home, and there are already spots forming on the sack. Because cheeseburgers drip… So we finally make it home, and I take you… Read more...

you know, in bed, up against the wall, in the kitchen, on the table, under the table, and you might even invite me back to your home field – the back seat of my Buick where my record of 6-0 still stands. ——- right?. Love is Lovely Read more...

I think she called me a massage anistic prick. I felt flatterd. Read more...