Excuses

Okay but…

this is why my website isn’t more developed by now.

– Spent all day reducing my carbon footprint.
– It was tough out there today, but I powered through, because that’s what the great ones do.
– Spent the day planning on how I’ll spend the $30.00 I’ve earned from Adsense (since 2004).

– Genius is pain. It just hurts too much. No. Not today.
– I wasted the whole day trying to find something the Philippines contributed to society in general. Ever.
– I snatched Victory from the jaws of Defeat. My pets have weird names.
– Celebrated over two months of not breaking my New Years resolution – “To continue to rock.”

– Misunderstood the concept of “Couch Surfing” and nearly drowned.
– I took an on-line aptitude test, only to find my ideal vocation is “Urinal Cake”.
– Spent the day with my only friend .
– Spent the day crippled with anxiety about how I am going to screw-up Valentine’s Day. Again.
– I tried speed-dating and got pepper-sprayed six times.
– All the Squids you can eat! Just $6.99!

– I’m trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
– Two words Texas vs OU.
– I said good day Sir. (You start to say something)- I said Good Day Sir!
– I actually did something today – jeez!
– Dude. I got so baked!
– Someone called me “winsome” today, so drinking scotch in the dark and working on my blog didn’t seem fitting.
– Spent all day in court legally changing my name to Hank Ochocinco.
– Oh! You’re judging me! That’s rich! You think I don’t know about some of that stuff about you! But I do my friend… I do!
– What happens in Toluca lake – stays in Barstow.
– You know how sometimes you think it’s Friday – but it’s really Thursday? Today I thought I was Flava Flave.
– I forgot.

I was going to but Juan ate my shorts.